The first year after graduating from college is full of firsts, and navigating Halloween for the first time in the real world is no different. What was once one of the biggest drinking weeks of the year is now a few hours of drinking and dressing that will make you question your entire life.
For all you recent grads and seniors, this is what your Halloween is about to look like:
In college, anything is an acceptable costume. Yes, even underwear.
In real life, if you wear anything even half as revealing, everyone judges you.
In college, Halloween is just an excuse to drink every alcoholic beverage in sight.
In real life, it’s an excuse to eat all the candy you got for the trick-or-treaters.
In college, you were part of an awesome group costume.
After college, you’re lucky if you have that many friends around to be in a group costume.
In college, all you had to do was walk outside to find a party.
In real life, you have to buy tickets for a club’s party months in advance.
In college, Halloween lasts an entire week.
In real life, Halloween lasts for about 5 hours.
In college, it’s totally normal to get drunk, and throw up wearing a costume.
In real life, wearing a costume and getting drunk is depressing.
What do you miss most about Halloween in college? Share with us in the comments below.
[Featured image credit: Paramount Pictures]