Tiny babies are basically just ticking time bombs of bodily fluids that can, and do explode at often the most inconvenient times.
Ben Patterson had agreed to watch the kids one weeknight so that his wife Stephanie could have a kid-free night out with friends. “I was supposed to watch the kids, so my wife and I swapped cars after work so she could head out with some friends,” Ben wrote in a post to Facebook.
After swapping cars, everything was going great as Ben drove home with son Declan behind him in his car seat, but the pleasant drive came to a screeching halt when the smell of fresh vomit filled the car.
“I just threw up trying to clean him up. It smells SO BAD,” Ben texted his wife after pulling over and trying to clean up the pungent mess. “I seriously don’t know what to do, I’m barfing every time I try to clean him up.”
Before long, a stranger spotted Ben as he puked on the side of the road, and accused him of drunk driving with his baby in the car.
“I’m puking on some lady’s lawn in Burlingame and she comes out to ask me if I’m drunk while driving the kids. I’m trying to explain that I’m a sympathetic vomiter and can’t handle the smell. This is so bad.”
Ben soon realized he was just making the mess worse, and had to drive the rest of the way home in the vomit-filled car with his nose and mouth covered by his shirt and his head half out the window.
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[Featured image credit: Facebook/Ben Patterson]
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